I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

..isn't it funny

fr33yours0ul:

isn’t it funny how love works..

isn’t it funny how your heart and your head can disagree to such an extent,

how one day you’re complete and one day you’re empty.

isn’t it funny how love and lust can tear your apart so quickly

how hate and love can change so swiftly

it’s like they swap…

posted 2 days ago with 1 note

filmsoffourteen:

This is the End (2013)

"We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, 2 vodkas, 4 whiskeys, 6 bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of ‘shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours."

illsteez:

thahalfrican:

im fuckin weak

Fuuuuck 😂😂😂

joseharriaga:

Annalithe’s version of Celestarium by Audrey Nicklin, made with madelinetosh’s tosh sock in Ink color. It shows an accurate version of the night sky as viewed from the North Pole. The edging is from Cindy Garland’s Lunar Tide shawl pattern. The yarn overs and decreases specified in the original pattern are omitted in favor of just using beading to indicate the constellations.

I think you should make one and wear it and never take it off and let me fall hopelessly in love with you.

😻😻😻

kristinendahl:

perfection on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/77781953/via/_Shawty

kristinendahl:

perfection on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/77781953/via/_Shawty

"I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed — once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked."

posted 1 year ago with 371,026 notes

The Spread on my Bread: Disappointments in the "younger years" that probably made me less optimistic about the future:

bread-of-wonder:

Ages 5-9: Peter Pan never came to my window.

Age 10: Never did get to start my Pokemon adventure.

Age 11: My Hogwarts letter never came.

Ages 12-13: Still bummed out about Peter Pan and is now too old to go to Neverland.

Ages 14-16: Was not able to find a portal to Narnia or a sacred well to…

posted 1 year ago with 11 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

crazyhousexo:

I just wanted to share this. I trully adore this man.
Best Things About Being Blind [x]

What an excellent YouTube channel.